i was talking to my mom and i’m like “haters gonna hate, taters gonna tate, alligators gonna alligate” and then she tries to join in and says “rapers gonna rape”
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Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.
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When two friends brag about what they did without you…
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When people try to talk to me when i have headphones on
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We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in case you’re hiding from a killer and can’t talk
Posted on May 25, 2012 with 94,437 notes x reblog this
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That moment when an ugly bitch acts like she's the prettiest human on Earth.
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People think I’m so innocent… If only they knew what really goes through my head.
Posted on May 24, 2012 with 87,707 notes x reblog this
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